December 2011
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In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
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notquitekain:
jo-nah:
According to the Final Fantasy Wiki, Kain Highwind is 6 feet tall and only weighs 134 lbs.
WTF.
W. T. F.
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“KAIN”
“CECIL”
“COME HERE YOUR MOTHER IS ON THE PHONE”
“TELL HER I’M NOT HERE”
“NO SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU WERE SO SKINNY IN THAT PORTRAIT YOU SENT HER FOR CHRISTMAS”
“BECAUSE-“
“ARE YOU EATING RIGHT?”
“YES, BUT-“
“HOW’S THAT BOY YOU ALWAYS WRITE...
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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4thjuly1996:
i don’t have ships
i have a fucking naval fleet
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REBLOG IF YOU THINK YOUR FOLLOWERS/FRIENDS/ROLE...
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Seriously, to everyone that has been on my dash.
sweettifalockhart:
Pass this smile: (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ to anyone who made you smile this year. Thank you for making me smile :) Happy new year!
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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THIS IS THE SECOND PART. OH god. gained about 60...
blaine-the-barista:
Tumblr couldn’t stop thinking about the way Missing-E had made him feel that day. He would wake from dreams, sweating and servers about to crash from arousal. He had seen a lot of support-porn in his day, entire tags were dedicated to it after all, but he had never really thought about himself in those positions. Google had tried to show him filthy pictures and seemed to like...
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Don't wait, ACT!: OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST WRITE. →
speedybaby:
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thecultofcraze:
blaine-the-barista:
If there was one thing Tumblr hated, it was Missing-E.
It had all started a few years ago, when Chrome had started getting popular in class and Explorer had become outcast. Tumblr had…
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aibous:
i consider most of you my friends but i never really act on it because i’m not sure if the feeling is mutual
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
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